Ho ho ho! Your Secret Santa giftee is EMPORIO ALNINO (there's a squiggle on the N right where you'd imagine it, but Santa only has an English keyboard), who goes by "SPEAKING.IN.TONGUES" on the network.
Buy or make the kid a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.
If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.
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Buy or make the kid a gift by December 26, or Santa will come down your chimney and box your ears.
If you need more information, contact me C/O Hawkeye Pierce at Crowe Clinic, and I'll delegate him to tell you to do your own research.